Divorce Salad: A Bright, No-Fuss Bowl for Fresh Starts

Fresh Starts, Bright Flavors

After a whirlwind week, I reach for something that feels honest and simple—a salad that satisfies without fuss. Divorce Salad isn’t about heartbreak; it’s about reclaiming your evening with something crisp, vibrant, and totally doable in under 20 minutes. It’s the kind of bowl you vacuum up while you catch up with a friend or unwind with a good podcast in the background.

Think clean greens, a pop of color, creamy avocado, and a lemony bite that makes you smile. It’s flexible, forgiving, and endlessly adaptable to what your fridge is offering tonight. Pin-friendly, weeknight-friendly, and honestly delicious—this bowl reminds you that fresh starts can taste amazing.

Ingredients

• Mixed greens or romaine, 4 cups — a sturdy base that holds up to dressing without wilting.
• Cooked chickpeas or shredded chicken, 1 cup — protein that keeps you satisfied.
• Cherry tomatoes, 1 cup, halved — color, juiciness, and brightness.
• Cucumber, 1 medium, diced — crunch and hydration.
• Red onion, 1/4 small, thinly sliced (optional) — a sharp bite that cuts sweetness.
• Avocado, 1 ripe, diced — creamy richness; toss with a squeeze of lemon to prevent browning.
• Feta cheese crumbles, 1/4 cup (optional) — tangy saltiness; omit for dairy-free.
• Olives or capers, 1/4 cup (optional) — briny kick; substitute with roasted seeds for crunch.
• Fresh parsley or dill, 2 tablespoons chopped — herbaceous lift.
• Dressing: Olive oil 1/4 cup, fresh lemon juice 2–3 tablespoons, Dijon mustard 1 teaspoon, garlic clove minced (optional), salt and pepper to taste — emulsified, bright, and zippy.

Instructions

1. Prep everything: wash greens, slice vegetables, and have your protein ready. Use separate bowls to keep textures crisp until plating.
2. Whisk the dressing in a small bowl or shake in a jar: olive oil, lemon juice, Dijon, minced garlic (if using), salt, and pepper. Taste and adjust acidity or seasoning.
3. In a large bowl, toss greens with cucumber and tomatoes. Lightly season with a pinch of salt and pepper.
4. Fold in the protein (chickpeas or chicken) and avocado gently so the avo stays intact and creamy rather than mushy.
5. Drizzle the dressing over the salad and toss just until everything is lightly coated and glistening. Avoid overdressing; you want a clean, bright finish.
6. Finish with feta, olives, and fresh herbs. Serve immediately or keep components separate for later—this helps the greens stay crisp.

Serving Suggestions

This salad shines on a warm night with a side of crusty bread or a scoop of quinoa to make it a full meal. Pair it with roasted vegetables, grilled chicken skewers, or a simple side of steamed green beans for a complete plate. For a striking presentation, plate on a wide bowl or platter, scatter extra herbs on top, and toss a few lemon wedges on the side. If you’re meal-prepping, keep the greens and toppings in separate containers and add dressing just before serving to keep texture at its best.

FAQs

Can I make this ahead or prep in advance?

Absolutely. Prep the greens, chop the veggies, and portion out the protein a day ahead. Keep the avocado in a small separate container with a light squeeze of lemon to slow browning. Store the dressing separately and add it just before eating for best texture.

How can I keep the dressing silky and not oily?

Use Dijon mustard as an emulsifier and whisk thoroughly, or shake everything in a jar with a tight lid for 30–60 seconds. If it’s too thin, whisk in a teaspoon of Greek yogurt or a splash of water to tighten while keeping the brightness.

What protein swaps work well?

Chickpeas are great for a plant-based version. Swap in grilled chicken, turkey, or even tofu. Leftover roasted salmon or shrimp can be delicious too—just adjust portions to your taste.

Is this salad gluten-free?

Yes. This salad is naturally gluten-free. Just avoid croutons or any dressing additives that contain gluten, and opt for certified gluten-free ingredients if you’re cooking for sensitivity.

How do I keep the avocado from browning?

Toss it with a squeeze of lemon or lime juice right after dicing. If you’re prepping ahead, store the avocado separately with a little citrus, then add it just before serving to keep its color and texture.

What if I don’t have feta or olives?

Leave them out or substitute with toasted seeds (pumpkin, sunflower) for crunch and a nutty note. A sprinkle of nutritional yeast can add a savory edge without dairy.

How long will leftovers stay fresh?

Assembled salads are best eaten the same day. If you must store leftovers, keep greens crisp by storing components separately and adding dressing just before eating. Aim to enjoy within 1–2 days for best texture and flavor.

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